Glycerin suppositories (laxative)
Not Suppositories!

Do you feel bloated and stopped up spiritually?  Is the Law of Attraction just not bringing you what you want?  Is it bringing you the exact opposite of what you want instead?

There’s a reason – you’re spiritually constipated.  You’re backed up – your head is getting in the way of you know what.

It’s time to get CLEAR.

It’s time to flush the system, so that you can fire on all cylinders.  It’s time to cook on all burners.  It’s time to get out of kindergarten and get into the college of life.

It’s time to start manifesting the GOOD stuff.

Unless you’ve been hiding in a cave, undoubtedly you’ve heard of the movie The Secret and the resultant hullabaloo about the Law of Attraction.

Don’t be dismayed.

The Law of Attraction works everytime. The problem isn’t with the Law – it’s with what you’re vibrating.  You remember the Beach Boys and I’m picking up Good Vibrations, right?  That’s what it’s all about.

“But I’m thinking all the good thoughts, I’m saying all the affirmations, I’m doing the work.”

But what you want still isn’t showing up is it?

WHY?

It’s in your Aura Dora.  It’s in your vibration.  It’s the hidden agenda from the unconscious underground, the real driver behind your wheel.

No matter how many times you say I Am A Money Magnet it CAN’T work if your energy isn’t clear or you have a counter-intention refuting your affirmation.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Let’s say your affirmation represents a YES in this visual picture and your unconscious counter-intention represents a NO – this is how they would appear:

yes

NO

The NO coming from UNDERNEATH the yes is simply going to obliterate it from the screen.  It doesn’t matter how many times you repeat yes – the answer’s going to be NO – that is until you remove the NO.

So how do you remove the NO – how do you unblock yourself – how do you get rid of the spiritual constipation?

Take a laxative.

That simple.

Not the kind that you buy at the store.  You pick up one of Pat O’Bryan’s and Joe Vitale’s Clearing Audios, you plug into it and forget about it.  It’s that simple.

Dr. Joe and Pat O’Bryan have developed some really cool mind tools that will work as spiritual laxatives, they’ll clear you right up and have you manifesting in no time.

They’re not expensive-you can use and reuse them by downloading them into your IPOD or other MP3 player like I have and you’re set.  On the audios, you’ll find killer music with a hidden can’t-be-heard, behind-the scenes reprogram of your unconscious self.

It’s simple.

It’s easy.

It’s effective.

It’s the lazy man’s way to Manifesting.

Free yourself up and start having some FUN!

The Clearing Audio

Advanced Clearing Audio

Clearing For Money

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